Dizam!!  If you need to wait in line for frozen yogurt, this Phat Ass White Girl (PAWG) would make the wait better.  This creep made better since his wife was creeping her as well.  A couple that creeps together, stays together.  Unfortunately I was told by @bigguy311 that this phat ass had a major ButterFace  problem.  Thats what light switches are for.