“Waited for my moment to get my beer – figured, what the hell?  might as well get some good creeps while waiting for my fucking booze, and I got rewarded for my patience with these pieces of ass that stood next to me to get their Mike’s Hard Lemonade.  I don’t know about lemonade, but I’ve got something hard for both of them (though one is clearly hotter than the other).” …  @pornguy6